Melissa & Doug Bead Bouquet

YIKES FOLKS! This is what I'm dealing with today... a dreaded case of BOREDOM.

Boredom: A serious (sometimes fatal) disease that can cause you to stare off into space and ignore your surroundings. Symptoms include: watching paint dry, staring off into space of an extended amount of time, and staring at something bright till you see pretty colors before your eyes. Doc: "NEVER FEAR! This condition is 100% curable and preventable. We need a quick fix for these two though... hmmm... pharmacist? Any Thoughts?"

Rx: MELISSA AND DOUG BEAD BOUQET! Wooden hearts, flowers and butterflies are hand-crafted and decorated with an array of amazing details and packed into a handy wooden tray for a deluxe jewelry design. Accent beads in a variety of shapes and colors await your young designer's creative touch to be strung in an ever changing array of patterns on the eight color-coordinated cords. This deluxe beading set is a jewelry designer's dream! 

Click THIS LINK to get your flower power for ONLY $11.55!

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Drop 'n Drive Golf

Patient: "Doc... my thumbs... I think they're raw!"

Doc: "Ah, thumb war? Easy... I have this new lotion..."

Patient: "NO Doc, video games! There is this new golf one and I can NOT keep my hands off of it! I'm addicted and it's starting to affect my health!"

Doc: "I am sick (pun intended) of all these kids playing golf on video games! It's time to go outside and play it for real!"

Rx: Fisher-Price I can play sports

Drop 'n Drive Golf

As always, please follow the directions recommended from Doc's pharmacist (Note: overdose is impossible)...

"Step on the foot pedal to pop-up the tee, then press a button on the club to magically drop a ball. The ball automatically stays on the tee, ready for easy hitting with the oversized club head. But that’s only half the fun! To pick balls up like magic, just place the club head over the ball and press down. Surprise! It disappears! All 3 balls can hide inside the club head for Drop ’n Drive Golf fun, over and over again!"

But HURRY, this prescription is running out FAST! Only 13 left! Click THIS LINK to get your Drop 'n Drive Golf set for ONLY $24.99!

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AFO Flash Flyer

Patient: "OI! OI! OI!"
Doc: "Do you mean ouch?"
Patient: "No doc, I said OI! OI! OI! I come from the land DOWN UNDA and I'm feeling like a BLUDGER BLOKE here in America! I need your help!"

Ah, ha! Understandable and common side effect of culture shock. Let's get you outside and playing with something that will make you feel a little more at home. 

Rx: Just like a BOOMERANG, Daydream Toy's AFO Flash Flyer is a great toy for indoor and out! It returns like an Australian boomerang but is safe for children. There are SO many ways to play! And it lights up the night sky!

Click THIS LINK to score yourself a blue or red Flash Flyer for the SHOCKINGLY low price of $15.99!!!

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ZIPpity doo-dah!

Who got outside last weekend and played with their spooner board? 

YIKES! I see you have a lack of coordination and, therefore, fell one too many times on your spooner board. NOT TO WORRY! There IS a prescription for my less-than-coordinated patients who still want to enjoy this nice weather...


Rx: The ultimate residential Zip Line! SPRING SWINGS SUPER Z FUN RIDE! A cable trolley ride for the "zippiest"fun in motion". Super Z is manufactured with super strong, space age plastic for added strength & weatherability. A design that holds up to 250 lbs. and an extra long 94 foot heavy duty cable that allows rides between 40' and 90'. (Recommended for patients 8 years and older)

ZIPpity doo-dah, zippity aye! My oh my, what a wonderful DEAL! Click THIS LINK to get your Spring Swings Super Z fun ride for ONLY $148.48 !!!

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Spring time? Spooner time!

The best advice I give to my patients is... in order to live a healthy lifestyle, one must be ACTIVE! Well, Spring has SPRUNG kiddo's! It's time to get up, put your sneakers on and get outside!

ring, ring, ring

Docstocker: House call, this is Doc.

Patient: Doc, I'm outside like you said, but now what?

Docstocker: Be active!

Patient: How?

Docstocker: With the SPOONER YARD BOARD!

This toy is available over the counter (no Rx needed but HIGHLY recommended to supplement your healthy/active lifestyle). FOR ALL AGES, available in ALL colors, and sold through ME on Amazon. Click THIS LINK to get your spooner yard board today for a cheap price of $94.99-107.16 !!!

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Tenzi FRENZY!!!

Lift your right arm slowly... slowly... I said slowly! Wait, STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER!!!

Diagnosis: Household boredom. Not to worry, this is a common side effect of toy depravation. We've concocted ourselves a little prescription to make you, your siblings, and everyone else on the plane happy.

Rx: It's a fun, fast, frenzy! TENZI!

(take as directed, listed below by our pharmacist)

Everyone gets ten dice. Someone says ”Go.”
Then everyone rolls and rolls as fast as they
can until someone gets all their dice on the
same number. Sure, there are a few more
rules, but you get the idea!

As usual, we have a GENERIC form for you budget/health conscious toy shoppers! Available only on Amazon for a low $13.95. Yep, you heard right: CLICK HERE to get your Rx NOW!

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Melissa and Doug: Boys Activity Bundle!

Open up... say AHHH ... but wait, stop drooling!!! AH HA! 
Diagnosis: I see that you can't get your eyes off of our Boys Activity Bundle (brought to you by Melissa and Doug). 

Not to worry, this is a common side effect of toy depravation. We've concocted ourselves a little prescription to make your boy happy.

Rx: Boys Activity Bundle that includes various boy themed activities 

• Stamp Marker Activity Pad (Blue)- 4+, Use colorful stamp markers to complete 20 activities and games!
• Decorate-your-own Wooden Jet Plane- 4+, includes 4 pots of paint and aviation-themed stickers to decorate your Jet Plane.
• Tow Truck Magnetic Puzzle Game- 3+, Use the magnetic truck to "tow" the ten numbered cars from the game board.

GOOD NEWS! This prescription comes in GENERIC form making it much cheaper for the avid toy buyer! Click THIS LINK to snag this activity pad at a low $24.99 sold ONLY on Amazon!

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