Monday, April 29, 2013

Melissa & Doug Bead Bouquet

YIKES FOLKS! This is what I'm dealing with today... a dreaded case of BOREDOM.




Boredom: A serious (sometimes fatal) disease that can cause you to stare off into space and ignore your surroundings.
Symptoms include: watching paint dry, staring off into space of an extended amount of time, and staring at something bright till you see pretty colors before your eyes.

Doc: "NEVER FEAR! This condition is 100% curable and preventable. We need a quick fix for these two though... hmmm... pharmacist? Any Thoughts?"
Rx: MELISSA AND DOUG BEAD BOUQET! Wooden hearts, flowers and butterflies are hand-crafted and decorated with an array of amazing details and packed into a handy wooden tray for a deluxe jewelry design. Accent beads in a variety of shapes and colors await your young designer's creative touch to be strung in an ever changing array of patterns on the eight color-coordinated cords. This deluxe beading set is a jewelry designer's dream! 


Click THIS LINK to get your flower power for ONLY $11.55!

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Drop 'n Drive Golf



Patient: "Doc... my thumbs... I think they're raw!"
Doc: "Ah, thumb war? Easy... I have this new lotion..."
Patient: "NO Doc, video games! There is this new golf one and I can NOT keep my hands off of it! I'm addicted and it's starting to affect my health!"
Doc: "I am sick (pun intended) of all these kids playing golf on video games! It's time to go outside and play it for real!"

Rx: Fisher-Price I can play sports
Drop 'n Drive Golf

As always, please follow the directions recommended from Doc's pharmacist (Note: overdose is impossible)...
"Step on the foot pedal to pop-up the tee, then press a button on the club to magically drop a ball. The ball automatically stays on the tee, ready for easy hitting with the oversized club head. But that’s only half the fun! To pick balls up like magic, just place the club head over the ball and press down. Surprise! It disappears! All 3 balls can hide inside the club head for Drop ’n Drive Golf fun, over and over again!"






But HURRY, this prescription is running out FAST! Only 13 left! Click THIS LINK to get your Drop 'n Drive Golf set for ONLY $24.99!


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Sunday, April 14, 2013

AFO Flash Flyer

Patient: "OI! OI! OI!"
Doc: "Do you mean ouch?"
Patient: "No doc, I said OI! OI! OI! I come from the land DOWN UNDA and I'm feeling like a BLUDGER BLOKE here in America! I need your help!"

Ah, ha! Understandable and common side effect of culture shock. Let's get you outside and playing with something that will make you feel a little more at home. 

Rx: Just like a BOOMERANG, Daydream Toy's AFO Flash Flyer is a great toy for indoor and out! It returns like an Australian boomerang but is safe for children. There are SO many ways to play! And it lights up the night sky!







Click THIS LINK to score yourself a blue or red Flash Flyer for the SHOCKINGLY low price of $15.99!!!

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Monday, April 8, 2013

ZIPpity doo-dah!


Who got outside last weekend and played with their spooner board? 

YIKES! I see you have a lack of coordination and, therefore, fell one too many times on your spooner board. NOT TO WORRY! There IS a prescription for my less-than-coordinated patients who still want to enjoy this nice weather...


Rx: The ultimate residential Zip Line! SPRING SWINGS SUPER Z FUN RIDE! A cable trolley ride for the "zippiest"fun in motion". Super Z is manufactured with super strong, space age plastic for added strength & weatherability. A design that holds up to 250 lbs. and an extra long 94 foot heavy duty cable that allows rides between 40' and 90'. (Recommended for patients 8 years and older)

ZIPpity doo-dah, zippity aye! My oh my, what a wonderful DEAL! Click THIS LINK to get your Spring Swings Super Z fun ride for ONLY $148.48 !!!



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